As the one true ruler of the world, I, Emperor Tanaka, shall establish the following rules:
Rule the World with an Iron Fist, for the people shall be too afraid to oppose us.
Establish a National Pastime of Extreme Pogo-Stepping, for the people shall be too busy to plot against us.
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